(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 291

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by lightning13, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Nah, but it’s inappropriate for Easter.
     
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  2. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    As long as you don't throw it in a stone house it's okay but also sounds painful are you sure that's not a bong
     
  3. Colby Searcy

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    Any recommendations? She's interested in one.

    Why would it be painful?
     
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  4. Colby Searcy

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    What if it was made of chocolate?
     
  5. Mr. Serotonin

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    I’ll allow it. Praise god.
     
  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I'd be worried about it breaking yikes
     
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  7. Colby Searcy

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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  9. Colby Searcy

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  10. supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    I dont, but if she’s interested in one then I feel you can’t go wrong! They seem beautiful and nice. Also maybe like a protective case of some kind since as Ian said they are more fragile.
     
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  11. Dog with a Blog

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    God, assuming we’re talking the god of the Bible, is also a total misogynist so, yeah, checks out
     
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  12. SlappinCups

    nobody else will be there then

    If you put it in the fridge for a while it becomes a chill-do
     
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  13. Dog with a Blog

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    Lmao CUPS
     
  14. GrantCloud

    Trusted

    WTF cups I’m done for the night goodbye
     
  15. Colby Searcy

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  16. Mr. Serotonin

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    That ther iza asscicle
     
  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  18. Mr. Serotonin

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  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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  20. dylan

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    You’re a moron.
     
  21. I'm getting a massage this week from a friend of mine who's a massage therapist, also we slept together one time, and ngl things have been kinda flirty between us lately
    he's most likely gonna keep it 100% professional, but like... wouldn't mind if he didn't :eyes:
     
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  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I hope this story has a happy ending
     
  23. Dog with a Blog

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    His balls in your court....or whatever
     
  24. SlappinCups

    nobody else will be there then

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  25. MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Very nearly laughed out loud at work at that one. Bravo Dog. Bravo.