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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 290

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. supernovagirl Nov 17, 2018
    supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    I dont, but if she’s interested in one then I feel you can’t go wrong! They seem beautiful and nice. Also maybe like a protective case of some kind since as Ian said they are more fragile.
     
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  2. Dog with a Blog Nov 17, 2018
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    God, assuming we’re talking the god of the Bible, is also a total misogynist so, yeah, checks out
     
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  3. SlappinCups Nov 17, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    If you put it in the fridge for a while it becomes a chill-do
     
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  4. Dog with a Blog Nov 17, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

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    Lmao CUPS
     
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  6. GrantCloud Nov 17, 2018
    GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    WTF cups I’m done for the night goodbye
     
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  7. Colby Searcy Nov 17, 2018
    Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

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  8. Mr. Serotonin Nov 17, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    That ther iza asscicle
     
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 17, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  10. Mr. Serotonin Nov 17, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 17, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  12. dylan Nov 17, 2018
    dylan

    Most-liked person on chorus Supporter

    You’re a moron.
     
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  13. mad Nov 17, 2018
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    I'm getting a massage this week from a friend of mine who's a massage therapist, also we slept together one time, and ngl things have been kinda flirty between us lately
    he's most likely gonna keep it 100% professional, but like... wouldn't mind if he didn't :eyes:
     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 17, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    I hope this story has a happy ending
     
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  16. Dog with a Blog Nov 18, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

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    His balls in your court....or whatever
     
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  17. SlappinCups Nov 18, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

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  18. MrCon Nov 19, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Very nearly laughed out loud at work at that one. Bravo Dog. Bravo.
     
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  19. Mr. Serotonin Nov 19, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  20. SlappinCups Nov 19, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    we need updates #MadSexWatch2018
     
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  21. mad Nov 19, 2018
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    nothing to update on yet, was supposed to get massaged yesterday but he got called in to work
     
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  22. Mr. Serotonin Nov 19, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    i thought YOU called 'em into work
     
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  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 19, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  25. Mr. Serotonin Nov 19, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  26. GrantCloud Nov 19, 2018
    GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

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  27. iCarly Rae Jepsen Nov 19, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  28. mad Nov 20, 2018
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    well
    he kept it professional
     
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