(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 29

i like handjobs

 

A hand job is better than no job.

 

honestly, disagree with this

 

I've had some awful, awful hand jobs. But some have been pretty, pretty, pretty good.

 

You're a good person.

 

what makes a hj not awful? any tips?

 

I once dated a girl who would only give handies. It got annoying quick

 

When she uses her mouth

 

When he uses her mouth? There's a lot of people at this party huh?

 

I feel as though, if one gets a hand job, they should be grateful. No one actually wants to deal with a penis, yet here you have someone willing to do a repetitive, tiring motion for five to ten minutes at a time for your pleasure. And gentlemen, let us recall your times with digital stimulation. Most of you were hardly experts and it usually just involved thrusting randomly inside of your partner.

 

I don't like to limit myself

 

Called off the Tinder date, have work to do, thank you for reading my running commentary.

 

hand jobs are the most awkward thing to give, they're also boring as fuck.

 

Especially if the other person decides they want to stare into your soul and recite catchphrases they've learned from watching too much pornography.

 

I'm just sayin, nobody is going to employ your cough technique during a handy @Dominick

 

Lol 5-10 minutes

 

I am a goddamn artist with my fingers. A virtuoso, if you will.

 

I get it. But, be goddamned thankful that anyone wants to even be near the godforsaken things. They're like a Kia Sorento: functional, but otherwise unappealing.

Give or take.

From the beginning?

 

"They're like a Kia Sorento"

 

Dom has a way with words that is second to none.

 

I am never gonna look at a Kia the same way again

 

He's right though

 

Isn't that the car @ChaseTx was looking at buying