(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 289

We got ourselves a regular ol’ Jesus

 

Some have compared me to god, yes.

 

ok

 

Sanch is our golden god

 

please name one time this has happened

 

God was v petty so I can see @dylan comparisons working

 

Idk why I used past tense #GodIsDead

 

God is inside of all of us

 

@dadbolt this counts

 

Is a glass dildo inappropriate as a Christmas gift for my wife?

 

Well I don't believe in either of you

 

I mean I think that depends on your wife entirely haha. I say no ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Nah, but it’s inappropriate for Easter.

 

As long as you don't throw it in a stone house it's okay but also sounds painful are you sure that's not a bong

 

Any recommendations? She's interested in one.

Why would it be painful?

 

What if it was made of chocolate?

 

I’ll allow it. Praise god.

 

I'd be worried about it breaking yikes

 

What material do you recommend then?

 

I'm no expert sorry

 

Let me know when you find out

 

I dont, but if she’s interested in one then I feel you can’t go wrong! They seem beautiful and nice. Also maybe like a protective case of some kind since as Ian said they are more fragile.

 

God, assuming we’re talking the god of the Bible, is also a total misogynist so, yeah, checks out

 

If you put it in the fridge for a while it becomes a chill-do