(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 285

**al?

 

maybe.

 

cher?

 

possibly.

 

Who's **Al?

 

I think you meant to dm Dylan

 

This is getting Weird

 

He's playing Pony on the accordion

 

Do you really want to know cups?

 

oh hell yea

 

We did the *** and also ******

 

damn, pretty sure this forum has a designated content rating system now because of this post

 

I got down to it on Saturday night after my own taxi reversed into me on the street. I was not to be denied. Or she wasn't. One or the other.

 

You gotta unpack this for me, man

 

Me?

 

Yeah. Not sure if I’m just sleep deprived but I dunno what I just read

 

he ordered a taxi but it ran into con when the man was reversing but con was not deterred and still did the deed

 

So, I was out drinking with some friends, along with my current date. As the night wound down, I booked a taxi and one of the guys was giving me stick for not using Uber. I said the taxi firm I use it better than Uber. The app then showed that the driver appeared to be driving around in circles. A good start.

Anyway, he drives myself and the lady home. He is not a good driver. When we pull up at my flat, I'm on the driver side, so I step out of the car and walk around the back of it to the pavement. He just reverses the car into me. I sort of bounce out of the way and ask him what the hell he's doing. He somehow tries to blame me for it?

Anyway, when we get upstairs, the app asks me to leave a review. I give 3 stars and leave the comment:
"Driver reversed into me. Not my favourite transaction. x"

Then myself and my date went to bed and did a lot of good bad stuff to each other.

The other strange moment to the night was when I made a joke at the expense of a girl who was with us and who was being a bit of a tool. Apparently it cut so deep that when she next returned from the bathroom, she had changed her clothes.

 

This is the summary.

 

A taxi? in 2018?

 

What's a taxi

 

It's pronounced tax-eye, it's the plural of tax. So when it's tax season, you have to pay your taxi.

 

In fairness, I ordered it using an app, the payment was done on the app and I could track my driver as he came to collect me. It's Uber, but without all the well documented questionable antics Uber have been slammed for.

 

i had some good sex over the weekend.

p good stuff