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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 284

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Professor Plumbob

    Trusted Supporter

    So uhhhhhh anyone know how to cover up bite marks?
     
  2. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    damn i think it was mr plum in the bedroom w/ a candlestick
     
  3. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Or the rope
     
  4. Professor Plumbob

    Trusted Supporter

    Been meaning to change my avatar
     
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  5. bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    Keep them located to the torso.
     
  6. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    so last year?
     
  7. dadbolt

    Prestigious Prestigious

    oh yeah btw,,,,

    B-)B-)B-)
     
  8. Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

    K den
     
  9. mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    might never know the touch of another human ever again
     
  10. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    spooky szn in full swing i see
     
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  11. ChaseTx

    Big hat enthusiast Prestigious

    it's been like 4 weeks but same
     
  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Did you fall in love with an android
     
  13. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    at least give her the satisfaction of being an iphone user
     
  14. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Those guys don't seem satisfied or they wouldn't need a new phone every year
     
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  15. Sean Murphy

    Prestigious Supporter

    i was trying so hard to make an iphone joke thank you
     
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  16. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    you're being generous calling my response a joke so thank you
     
  17. GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

    I see cups on his ish again smh
     
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  18. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    tfw cloud pops into the thread w/ something other than the sunglasses emoji

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    I dunno about bite marks but I used to successfully get rid of hickeys by taking the open end of a marker or pen cap and twisting on the area where the hickey was. It would usually make the area somewhat red but would be far less noticeable than a hickey
     
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  20. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    did u ever elaborate on what kinda afternoon delight you had the other day cloud
     
  21. GrantCloud

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    ;-p;-pB-)B-)
     
  22. St. Nate

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    last week was the first time I ever came from ****
     
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  23. SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    If someone tried to bite me I'd yell this isn't Twilight and run out of the room,not today satan
     
  25. St. Nate

    من النهر إلى البحر Prestigious

    it's up to you to find out.

    it can be anything you want that takes 4 letters.
     
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