(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 282

But he wasn't making out with me

 

oh I thought you said you were doing it and that was tmi for me pal haha

 

WoW is terrible right now the developers are out of their minds horrible game

 

I have a strict no kissing rule.

 

jk that'd be weird as fuck lol

 

Soooo you're a pornstar

 

I see u bowling

 

Uhhhhh new number who this

 

Shhhhhh

 

Allllmossst
Had you
But I guess that doesn’t cut it

 

@Kingjohn_654 you been experimenting much in the bedroom lately, bro?

 

Yeah man, almost cured Cancer but we ran out of funding.

 

what the

 

It's amazing how consistently unfunny you are

 

Donate beakers and a Bunsen burner or gtfo

 

@Kingjohn_654 told me he can only c*m during sex if he’s wearing this

 

Mine is blue, actually

 

Your smurf dick?

 

Found the gargamel

 

@dylan Where’s the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated?

 

6th grade Spanish class

 

Oh wait

 

By myself?!? I don’t know. With help? 6th grade environment science.