(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 280

My longest dry spell was 16 years.

 

glad you've been dippin your wing in some sauce ever since

 

Thanks Cups!
#SomeLikeItHot

 

bump

 

Broke my group sex cherry last night And think I'm in a sex cult now

 

Halfway thru the sex like

 

Those are both very accurate

 

cups did you?

 

my man

 

you finally slapped that cup

 

where’s dog with a b with a christian mom update

 

He took dat ass tah church, praise god

 

idk how to feel

 

To me it hurts how real it is

 

LOL god dammit. Made me laugh out loud at the bar.

 

Attacked? Because that's how I feel T_T

 

Ok it was. A night.

1. Kissed a girl at the bar who inthogutn was cute

2. She left and ended up kissed and exchanging numbers with her Italian friend

3. She left and I met a married girl who introduced herself to me but she was married so like, no. But then I met her friend who was gorgeous and she invited me to her party next week and gave me her number BUT she was drunk and I doubt I’ll hear back from her

4. Then I was in line at 711 and theee was a girl in front of me and the dudes behind me dared me to get her number so I did and she was like 6’2” and she said “I don’t like guys who are shorter than me but you’re sexy as fuck” so like kinda backhanded but then we had sex and here I am. I really wanna go to that party tho

 

Just had to go top my story man.

 

I uhhh... has sex with my gf. That was nice I guess.

 

Sounds like a beautiful evening!

 

V nice

 

I really would like to see that Italian girl again. She was very cute. I told her in what broken Italian I knew that I want to be an English teacher and I think she liked that haha. But in my experience, every time I’ve gotten a girls’ number while we were both drunk it has resulted in nothing haha