(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 28

Yeah I don't think I'd ever like to fuck around with food (heh)

 

Nope

 

i haven't been to the doctor in so long. but i haven't died since so...

 

haven't been to the doctor like ever. except to get shots.

 

I know I've done stuff with honey before, it's whatever though

 

Maybe

 

Oh god that sounds awful.

 

I was just thinking about my first time providing a hand job. It was also my last time. I couldn't get the rhythm right. So, the guy told me to just play with his testicles. Not knowing how to do that either, I just sort of rattled them around like one would do with dice before they throw them. At that point, he told me to just rub his shoulders. He left shortly thereafter, never to be heard from again. Ah, well. One has to accept the things they aren't skilled in doing.

 

Ice cubes and candle wax.

 

Reminded me of
I Don’t Understand Job [NSFW] | Nerdist

 

Hahah, you kinda already did.

 

As much as I'm into the guy, I always hate giving hand jobs. I'm sure they're into it but for me its always been awkward because 90% of the time it's just me sitting there silently waiting for them to cum.

When guys ask for one I'm always like "You know I have a mouth tho?..."

 

Question: How different is giving another guy a handjob than giving yourself a handjob, or is Dom just bad at pleasuring himself?

 

Ice cubes are cool







Pun aside, they are fun for one thing in particular. Not on me though.

 

Twist: Dom was the only person in that story, Gollum style

 

They don't call it a job for nothing.

 

Well, it is different mechanics when it is top-down as opposed to off to the side. Plus, there were physiological differences, which complicated things in terms of my assessment of the sort of force and rhythm required for the pleasure. But also, your arm gets tired and one has to switch up, so there are various factors involved here that operated alongside my general incompetence when it came to a penis attached to another person.

 

Alright Dom, no need to gloat.

 

Jerking 9 to 5

 

Well, it was a small penis, but also, he was, um, cut.

 

I gave no numbers, I don't like numbers.

 

I have never asked for a handjob from someone else nor will I ever.

Sex > Blowjob > Masturbation > Nothing at all > Handjob From Another Person.

 

In you?

 

In her

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh