(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 279

Is that why you eat dog?

 

I don't think that's illegal.

 

It is in New York

 

Well either way, there is no thrill in eating any meat other than the general pleasure of eating food.

 

that's what she said

I was going to do an eating dog/eating ***** joke but this seemed safer

 

Maybe. But we know where your heart lies

 

I was talking to my coworker yesterday and our sex lives somehow came up, he’s like.. “yeah, it’s been about four years...” personally I don’t have that high of a sex drive but if I had a dry spell for FOUR years I don’t even know how you come back from that dang

 

"I once went 28 years without having sex...…..and then again for seven."

 

Yeah I'm at about two years rn haha

 

I pretty much did that from maybe 2011 to 2015... being a single parent and living with your ex isn't great for dating. Once that situation changed I bounced back pretty well

 

Yeah under those circumstances I can see it being a difficult situation, but he’s just a normal dude, lives alone and has a dog so I was just surprised

 

It's been a pretty long time for me but like also somewhat by choice I suppose because opportunities were there that I didn't take. I'm an unfeeling robot so like it's fine

I have commitment issues but I'm also not a one night stand or fling person so I'm in a weird place lol. And sex is just so vulnerable like too vulnerable and I don't like to be vulnerable so that's also that.

 

30 years

 

I think the longest dry spell I ever had since I was 17 was 3 or 4 months when I was 24...and that almost killed me.

 

It's been 80 years

 

Since I was 14, my longest, both willingly and unwillingly, was a year.

 

yeah this 7 month dry spell I just had was the longest since I began having sex and I don't ever want to go remotely that long again.

 

I'm pretty sure I hit a year at some point, but I can't actually remember when...

 

Going on two and that was the first time after a yearlong dryspell after a breakup. Not into one night things and I was planning on moving 7 hours away so I haven’t really dated.

 

yeah between relationships a few months is pretty normal I think

 

My longest was about a year, I just had zero dating skills during that time

 

Yeah my ideal first date is both parties filling out forms to see if they want to proceed. I am not good at dating. Great in relationships though haha.

 

@dylan alt confirmed

 

Longest dry spell...maybe six months. But there’s definitely a ton of two-three month spells