(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 278

Christian mom is trying to get me to come to her party that is being held at the bar that is literally right below my work. She says, “you’d be the best looking guy here.”

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRASH. DONT TELL ME THAT. Like, that is clearly kinda flirtatious right???? Does she wan bang or no like

Honestly, I don’t even want to have sex at this point. I just want one kiss and I’ll be A-OK

 

Go see her. See what happens. Tell us all about it.

 

Sounds like she’s really throwing a dog a bone

 

I’m tryna finish up as fast as I can!!! Doing nightly reports. Almost done.

 

live look at james rn

 

Lmao

 

HAHAHAHAHA


CMON JAMES

 

It’s a wash.

 

I’ll elaborate tomorrow

 

GOD DAMMIT I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR THIS

 

JK I WOKE MAD EARLY TO FLY TO NJ TODAY

 

STAY WOKE JAMES

 

I’m woke but my spirit’s broke

 

Jk, it’s not a huge deal, but just like last time I feel there were certain signs indicating she was into me yet it ultimately culminated into nothing. Again, will explain tomorrow

 

James she wants u

 

I don’t think she’s not into me. I mean, on the infamous night I got denied she said she found me attractive and that if she were younger she’d be totally into me (I don’t see why age matters). But I dunno, I can’t quite figure it out. I tend to be oblivious as to whether or not a woman is into me, but I definitely feel like there is chemistry with her, no doubt. I only had like 20 minutes before I had to get back to work though. Bleh.

 

Is the Lord cockblocking you?

 

Yo @Mr. Serotonin , we gotta go

Sex in public is now legal in Guadalajara, Mexico

 

Is this indoors too?????

 

Great question. Only one way to find out

 

damn, talk about a "pub sub" @Mr. Serotonin

 

That just ruins the fun.

No thrill if it's legal.

 

Is that why you eat dog?

 

I don't think that's illegal.

 

It is in New York