(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 275

well have yall tried a bong??

 

No

You?

 

not sensually

 

What about sexually?

 

I am SHOOK. Tonight was good

 

Did you visit whataburger

 

The Habit, actually

 

u bang down with a nun bro?

 

I know I liked this yesterday but this was unreasonably funny

 

Changing my name to OathBreaker69

 

It's 6/9 and that is all

 

Just boinked Cait for the first time in like a week and a half and I lasted like 73 seconds. Never happened that quick before lol.

 

Did he just say boinked? (Jim gaffigan voice)

 

dude sometimes (only sometimes) I wish I could be done that quick.

whats the opposite of premature? I definitely occasionally worry that I've been at it for too long and then it just takes for. ever.

 

Because that's the most uncomfortable part of your whole statement.

 

I get frustrated about this too so I can relate. Kinda get in my own head for a minute

 

I've been celibate for like a month now lol. Its like 50/50 willingly and unwillingly. Kinda just wanna have sex with my ex but that would defeat the purpose of moving on.

 

It’s been like 7 months for me and I’m miserable and resentful of my ex even though that’s not fair.

 

Ate booty last night for the first time in awhile and it was v nice

 

You finally got flexible enough for your own?