I don't think I've ever been drunk. I like to pretend I have a high tolerance or something but rly it's cause I have like 10 waters between drinks lol. Im boring.
All this talk has pushed me to go out to a bar. I’m alone. Out of my comfort zone here. I don’t like it
Awesome. I’ll be out of town next weekend but I’ll let you know when I’m back and we can figure something out I still have a dick!!!! Just no balls
send her the eggplant emoji also I've never been drunk but I have been buzzed and that's about as far as I'll go
Question! (Cause I just had this argument) Next weekend implies the weekend of the 15th right? Cause someone was trying to tell me next weekend means this coming weekend, the 8th. I run into this all the time and I don’t know if I’m wrong, they’re wrong or it’s just a whole confusing mess haha But yeah when you’re back hit me up, let’s get drunk
That’s correct. This weekend would be the 8th, next weekend the 15th, so more than likely the week after that
What a fascinating mess to start my day with. Did you oblige her with a picture of your doggy doo dah?
That's legit about me, although I'm typically done after 1 They're absolutely wrong, thanks for being the voice of reason
I've been drinking a lot more volume lately without getting drunk. We went out to dinner and I finished 3/4 of the wine, then had a few beers and was fine. I feel like a year or two ago I definitely would have been relatively tipsy.