(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 27

•attaches resume. Winks sexily•
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Sexy enough?

 

Give me pee all day. Having to deal with people's stools is much worse. I've never gotten used to it.

 

Quote of the Year (2016).

 

Put that in your Tinder bio!

 

Gotta slide into someone's DMs on LinkedIn

 

Done. Now I'm getting matches left and right! Thank you!

 

Might not be the best thing to say in a sex thread.

I know there was an opening as a secretary treasurer a while back, sure its full now though. Real unexpected what happen to that guy.

 

came here for sex and only found a chat about pee, cool.

 

My pee behaves strangely. On days when I'm seemingly fully hydrated, drinking shit tons of water, that piss is dark yellow. But on other days when I've barely had any water, it's clear as can be.

 

This thread will be crazy this Fourth of July weekend, well, I hope.

 

anyway, back to wow

 

My BFF and I were talking about mixing sex with fruit/chocolate/whipped cream or whatever. I'm not a fan but she is.

 

LOVE that movie.

 

Same here.

 

Yeah, one could hope.

Yeah, ain't about that life. Mostly cause its cold on my skin haha

 

this is dumb af

 

I don't go to doctors unless something is wrong. I probably should but I don't.

 

yeah i could die way too early devastating all my loved ones, but i will not let medical professionals do their job

 

glad i asked for your opinion!

 

One time........ spaghetti sauce....

 

One time when my child's mom and I were together we bought whipped cream to add to our sex and instead of using it we just had sex and then ate the whipped cream from the can.

 

Licking food off of someone never sounded appealing to me like what is that.