(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 265

But was it good in your dream

 

Boring

 

It was good in that it happened. My brain typically doesn’t let me have sex in dreams. Either the other party will back out at the last second or something external will intervene

 

I didn’t c**

Edit: @MikeyPaine i see you deleting your posts

 

I forgot this about you

 

is it a blessing or a curse?

youre like that guy from Go

 

My buddy sent me this text tonight. Glad to see my brand remain true outside of this website

 

hahah that's tight.

 

I have been real into butt stuff

 

my wife thinks my asshole is sexy so i win

 

It's been a pretty good day so far. Maybe i'll try to catch a titty later or somethin'.

 

wut

 

huh

 

Ok

 

that's fine.

 

Christian mom texted me today with her hotel info and was saying how expensive it was blah blah blah. I just said, "I live super close to the convention center. You should stay at my place." Awaiting a response

 

NICE

 

now what

 

You stay there to save $ for parking tickets.

 

Damn, i thought we had somethin' special @Larry David.

 

Not good :/

 

I dunno, she replied again with a “you are so sweet. I’ll keep that in mind.”