Become a Member
Remove ads, unlock a dark mode theme, and get other perks by upgrading your account. Experience the website the way it's meant to be.

(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 260

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Your Milkshake Apr 18, 2018
    Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Ive had many a fine dining experience in Florida
     
    angrycandy and Ken like this.
  2. bigmike Apr 18, 2018
    bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    I'd rather eat a potato from the garbage than applebees.
     
    Joe4th and dylan like this.
  3. oldjersey Apr 18, 2018
    oldjersey

    Pro Podcaster Supporter

    Yah u r dum
     
    Ken and bigmike like this.
  4. bigmike Apr 18, 2018
    bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    To bring it full circle: I'd rather eat a potato that was inside of a Bee Gee than eat one from Applebees.
     
    Your Milkshake and Joe4th like this.
  5. Remove
  6. Ken Apr 18, 2018
    Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    No I don't. I'm not a mountain dew guy
     
    Colby Searcy likes this.
  7. Ken Apr 18, 2018
    Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    DR PEPPER
     
    SlappinCups, Your Milkshake and Colby Searcy like this.
  8. Ken Apr 18, 2018
    Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    I'll have to look it up. I had a really great meal in that area last january. Can't remember the spot.
     
    supernovagirl likes this.
  9. supernovagirl Apr 18, 2018
    supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Im super intrigued tbh
     
    Ken likes this.
  10. CobraKidJon Apr 18, 2018
    CobraKidJon

    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    Baja blast is good

    Coca Cola is good

    Those are the only options
     
    Kiana likes this.
  11. Colby Searcy Apr 18, 2018
    Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    I was always worried growing up that drinking Mountain Dew lowered my sperm count

    Even though it barely knew what that was or meant
     
    SlappinCups, Kingjohn_654, Robk and 4 others like this.
  12. Your Milkshake Apr 18, 2018
    Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Ive still never witnessed an adult drink Mountain Dew

    guess I just sorround myself with quality people
     
    dadbolt, oldjersey, supernovagirl and 1 other person like this.
  13. bigmike Apr 18, 2018
    bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    Wait till we hang out brother
     
    dadbolt, SlappinCups, Robk and 5 others like this.
  14. Remove
  15. Dog with a Blog Apr 18, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    I also didn’t realize a full body massage meant they’d massage my fucking feet and toes. Good thing I showered prior
     
    SlappinCups, supernovagirl and Your Milkshake like this.
  16. Ken Apr 18, 2018
    Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    Actually I stayed at Madeira beach. So not quite Tampa.
     
    supernovagirl likes this.
  17. DickyCullz Apr 18, 2018
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    it's LEGO

    LEGO. Never Legos, legos, lego or Lego. LEGO
     
    Kingjohn_654, Colby Searcy and Ken like this.
  18. bigmike Apr 18, 2018
    bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    The desk is made of multiple packs of LEGO. If his desk was made of multiple Coca-cola 2-liters, I would say "a desk made of Coca-colas.
     
    Your Milkshake and Colby Searcy like this.
  19. DickyCullz Apr 18, 2018
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    Wouldn't a desk made of coca-cola bottles make more sense? And be unstable to boot
     
  20. bigmike Apr 18, 2018
    bigmike

    Trusted Prestigious

    Yes you are correct on both points, in retrospect. I was incorrect in this situation.
     
  21. Colby Searcy Apr 18, 2018
    Colby Searcy

    Is admired for his impeccable (food) tastes Prestigious

    Why does it have to be stable to be called a desk?
     
  22. supernovagirl Apr 18, 2018
    supernovagirl

    Poetic and noble land mermaid

    Well I’m a child so that makes sense.

    Okay. Thats closer to me in a way. But I never go out that way haha I think I’ve been there like once or twice. If it’s mad beach* it seems like it’s probably fancy lol

    *no one actually calls it this but maybe I can trick you guys into thinking the locals do and it can catch on
     
    Colby Searcy and Your Milkshake like this.
  23. Remove
  24. Kingjohn_654 Apr 18, 2018
    Kingjohn_654

    Longtime Sunshine Prestigious

    This. I'd eat my own mother's ashes if they were covered in buffalo sauce.
     
    Colby Searcy, Mr. Serotonin and Dog with a Blog like this.
  25. Your Milkshake Apr 18, 2018
    Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    what kind of sex does a person who would eat their mothers ashes enjoy
     
    SlappinCups, GrantCloud, Dog with a Blog and 1 other person like this.
  26. Mr. Serotonin Apr 18, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Reverse Cowgirl
     
    SlappinCups, Your Milkshake and Dog with a Blog like this.
  27. Dog with a Blog Apr 18, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    SlappinCups, Your Milkshake and Mr. Serotonin like this.
  28. Dog with a Blog Apr 18, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    @Kingjohn_654 what’s your favorite sexual position? What’s your wife’s favorite sexual position?
     
    Mr. Serotonin likes this.