(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 26

It can be serious like Black Water Fever, cancer, alkptonuria (which is a rare disease. Your bladder could be injured. That type of thing.

 

I'm exhausted and when i first read this, i read "The doctor touched my balls exactly like Santa".

 

dear god

 

I was just thinking of this! Hahaha "Did you fuck my fucking mom!?"

 

y'all being Ho-Ho The Naughty Elf right now

 

i thought thats what this thread was about? @iCarly Rae Jepsen

 

Ho-Ho!

 

i've never had a medical professional go anywhere near my crotch/ass and they never will. no physicals or enemas or colonoscopies for this guy. "but if you don't you could drop dead of rectal cancer at 50!" you're right and that's okay. no hands or fingers are going anywhere near my bits and pieces. science is pretty advanced, they can find a new way to check for these things.

 

the passing of urine is always awkward.

that being said... "ugly pee" as compared to... cute pee?

 

Yes! I'd say nicer pee is where you can tell the person has drank like 5 bottles of water that day. I've taken too many drug tests. Stupid jobs that care if I'm sober.

 

I've had a finger up my butt more times than I care to admit.

 

i've never once thought or concerned myself with what my urine looked like... and of course i have a drug test tomorrow so now that's all i'll be thinking about. great! thanks! haha.

 

My urine always looks clear, because we have random drug tests and I smoke marijuana from time to time, so it is always a race to water it down enough that they can't tell if it is positive or negative, which means it is automatically negative according to company policy.

 

Mine's always clear, except when I wake up.

 

until they read this

 

Nothing better than being hydrated and having just the clearest pee

 

The company I work for has no drug testing. Hurray for unions!!!

 

lol I'm just a weirdo. I had to take one when I was on my period once and that was terrifying I drank like a zillion gallons of water that day because I didn't want it to be gross. I try to impress my drug testers!!

This thread is so sexy. Urine and invasive medical exams!

 

a company i used to work at was unionized for manufacturing. after a guy crashed his forklift for the fifth time in as many months after coming to work after, what we could at the time only assume, was leaving the set of a Cheech and Chong film, the union decided to start drug testing.

shockingly, there were about 150 positions available once the first round was done. so make sure no one falls asleep behind the wheel of a moving forklift while rolling a joint where you work if you want to keep what you got going.

 

i always ask if there is anything else i can do with handling "the specimen" because i don't want to make their day more miserable than handling pee already makes it. i also make sure to, you know, not drip any down the side or leave any "substances" on the outside of the tiny ass cup.

 

That be difficult considering I work an office job. Though driving a forklift through the office would sure liven things up!

 

I need to get in a union job. I have to check to see if the port of Baltimore has any openings./unrelated to sex

 

Nate on mail patrol with forklift: SPECIAL DELIVERY, JANICE!

huh. i didn't know offices could be unionized. interesting. i know i've never worked for one.

 

i'm glad that my first foray into the sex thread was to liven it up with talk of unionized office work and urine.

as @Kiana said, sexy indeed.