(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 250

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Still the greatest post this site has ever seen

 

Oh yeah btw Christian mom and I have agreed to get drinks tho. She's actually having this company party at this bar right next to my work and she wants to bring me as a guest

 

Ur in m8

 

So you haven't spoken to her since, until today?

Also did she say WHY she is coming to Cali?

Also also had she said anything about the Lord this time around? Maybe she now IS right with the Lord and is circling back around for you

 

OK, here's another example. I know this girl who is in my circle of friends and whenever we go out drinking she is soooooo touchy with me. Now, in my opinion, that's a clear sign of flirtation. Just speaking personally, I'm not touchy at all unless it seems like we are flirting and it is heading somewhere. And even this morning she responded to my instagram story telling me that I looked good and even included a . But whenever we try to make plans one on one they fall through or she'll straight up just ghost. So, yeah, I can't read anyone I feel and I just want people to be 100% upfront with me lol

 

Dude she invited me to her house to have a drink and I wasn't in. I aint in.

No we've texted here and there. Once every couple of months.

Coming for a work thing.

And yeah a little bit lol

 

Because nobody on earth has ever shut someone down, then started flirting with that same person again and had it lead to something...

CMON!!!!! Believe! Believe like she believes!!!.... (in the lord)

 

Well did she find him?

 

Colby, I think the Lord is the biggest issue here. I go against his will

 

my co-workers are convinced that this girl at my work wants me to be a late night thing because she always texts me after 11 pm.

I was like nah you all are wrong she just works until like 11 every night because she is our closer lol

 

But why would she be texting you right after work otherwise

 

Because she wants to talk to him??

 

OK, so, I didn't outright tell her she could stay at my place, but I did suggest that she could always stay a bit longer and spend some more time with me

 

idk man idk

This is what I thought because she always texts me at the most random times

 

“Aww”

Officially donezo. In my experience, an “aww” means, “you’re sweet, but don’t get any ideas”

 

oh I misunderstood the supposition. This is correct

 

It's ok bud tinder awaits you

 

Childhood fantasy fulfillment >>>>>>>>>>>> Tinder everyday

 

Childhood fantasies are weird because I didn't know what sex was as a child or what women looked like naked

 

I didn’t know exactly what sex was, but I knew I wanted it

 

Umm... looking at this text she sent you.... i think you and I have very different interpretations of text messaging lol.

She’s got a winky face in there, an invite to pick her up from the airport, the invite to be her plus 1 at the thing


This seems all positive

 

Dat “aww” tho