(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 25

i havent slept in weeks because of detox and now post acute withdrawal

 

Nice

 

I try to help. I am not currently having sex, so I figure I am meant to assist others in their journeys. Also, one can masturbate a couple of hours beforehand if they're still concerned about prematurely coming to fruition and the coughing technique seems a bit too, shall we say, crude.

 

I think I got somewhere around the 20s, 15 is a lot to pay per month

 

i dont want to think about the money ive spent on wow. i used to transfer characters across servers all the time and ive paid for a lot of faction changes and 15 a month for nearly 10 years (with some breaks here and there, some pretty long) it all adds up. though lately ive been paying for game time with gold since you can do that now and im loaded

 

Yeah, just empty the chamber the day before and then like hour before you go pick her up. You'll be good.

 

Possibly an ignorant and crass question but is there a connection between the head tilt + cough suppressing an orgasm during sex and head tilt + cough when a physician is handling your testicles? Like does my doctor think I'm going to unexpectedly fling a sample on him during the physical or something?

 

I've heard it repeatedly stated that the only reason a doctor asks you turn your head and cough is so that you don't cough on the doctor.

 

Haha. I don't know everyone's masturbatory schedules

 

Lol they're looking for inguinal hernias when they ask you to do that.

The turn your head to cough really is so you don't cough on the dr.

 

"Cough on my face while I touch your balls."

 

My doctor blushed the last time she touched my balls.

 

I had a really cute girl be the tech when I got an ultrasound on my balls, I flirted with her the whole time to try to make it less awkward.

 

Just don't do what Peyton Manning did
The 20-Year-Old Assault Claims Resurfacing Against Peyton Manning

 

Checking to see if you've been naughty.

 

One time the guy who did my drug pee test was super cute. The appt was scheduled last minute and I had been in class all day so I hadn't eaten or drank anything and was dehydrated and the shame I felt as I handed him my ugly pee was too real!

 

One time years ago I was walking and drinking a bottle of Coke Zero, when I saw someone who looked exactly like Annie Clark coming towards me as she walked in the opposite direction, and at pretty much the exact moment I passed her the coke sprayed in my face for no reason.

 

Some medicines can turn your pee different colors. Black and neon orange are the weirdest ones I've seen.

 

Never carried a urine sample back to the doctor holding it any less than three feet in front of me

 

this would make me have a meltdown

 

Good thing mine is a healthy purple

 

I just saw Elle Fanning in Neon Urine

 

I know some energy drinks can turn your pee to neon colors, but wtf causes black pee?!

 

Usually it's medicine mixed with certain foods. Muscle injury causes it too.

 

Is it a sign that something is terribly wrong or is it just like a meh side effect?