(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 244

Lol jk Dan jk jk

 

GOT EEM!

 

she just texted me saying she got an appointment with the doc for the only kind of birth control she can take. it doesn’t prevent ovulation but it makes it to where sperm can’t get to her ovaries for reasons too graphic to share. her friend takes it and says it’s fine but there is zero margin for error with taking it because it’s not hormonal and works on a 24 hour cycle. girl is nothing if not pragmatic lol

 

You and Ed both fucking say this. I will provide picture proof SOON DAMN IT.

 

years of struggling with my sexuality and being paralyzed with fear were all worth it because no pregnancy scares for me ever again!

 

They don't make them that small

 

...I’d still use a condom

Edit: re: cams update

 

im gonna and i told her as much right away

 

Ask her if she has $500k and when she says no, throw on a second condom

 

I barely can afford the lifestyle I have now, of course I’m gonna utilize a condom. lol

 

That's why they make LifeStyle branded condoms.

 

Nice

 

If this thread has taught me anything its that people use condoms less than I thought. Maybe it's the sex ed classes or the Catholic guilt but still blows my mind!

 

no way in hell im ever having a kid, so any all and measures necessary must be taken

 

I don't want another one but I suppose I'll be at the mercy of whomever wants to be with me long term

If anyone ever does

 

I need a reality show where Dylan runs a home daycare for a month.

 

I appreciate that you know that your kid would be shitty

 

i'm not delusional ian

 

this is stressing me out just thinking about it.

 

Daddy Dylan Daycare

 

no

 

I'm omitting the rest of that

 

I would run a great home daycare but would be a questionable parent lol

 

what are you trying to say?