(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 242

Guess there really is someone for everyone as evidenced by dank ass dirty dan

 

People have sex with all sorts of things, it’s weird

 

See you in my nightmares tonight

 

AMEn

 

Came in here to get caught up on what I've missed over the past few days, was not disappointed with the content. Some quality posts since I last checked in.

 

I keep seeing commercials for the arm implant one, and I'm so weirdly intrigued by it and by the things that they say in the commercial can go wrong with it (i.e. no longer being able to feel it or having it push its way out of your arm).

 

Speaking of contraceptives, NuvaRings will forever be hilarious to me ever since this one time my ex and I were having sex and I accidentally pulled hers out, it fell on the floor and her cat ran off with it. I know that's a gross story, but I thought it was hilarious, even though it totally killed the moment because she had to go running after her cat to get it.

 

What would “render the pill less effective” besides forgetting to take it? @Kiana

 

Been the same for me lately too! High five!

 

some R.S., PhD you are

 

Rallye Sport, Pretty high Dude

 

tfw u realize the rockets Mr. S performs surgery on are of the pocket variety

 

I already know the answer.
Dr. Mr. Serotonin, R.S., Esquire, Detective

 

I always suspected you were a "d*ck" mr. s

https://www.quora.com/How-did-the-term-private-dick-for-a-private-investigator-originate

 

other medications is one of the examples I can think of

 

Good call!

Carbamazepine (Carbatrol, Epitol, Equetro, Tegretol)

• Felbamate (Felbatol)

• Oxcarbazepine (Trileptal)

• Phenobarbital (Luminal)

• Phenytoin (Dilantin, Phenytek)

• Primidone (Mysoline)

• Topiramate (Topamax)

-Dr. Mr. Serotonin, R.S., Esquire, Detective

 

Went on my first date in nearly a year last night.

Went full Tinder...

 

Go on...

 

Well, we had a couple of drinks, went for pizza and then rather than getting her train home, she got on a bus home with me.

The rest you can figure out from the thread title.

 

How was the pizza?

 

Pretty decent. Went for a 4 cheese. Never really understand why that isn't served with tomato/pizza sauce on it too. Star of the night in that respect was an excellent amber beer from Wiper and True though. I could happily drink that stuff until i couldn't see.

 

last night we both had the best whataburger of our entire lives and it was the most basic sesh but so intense. never been on a wavelength with someone like this ever it's gonna be a good weekend

 

You guys I haven’t seen my gf in like a week and a half I’m dying

 

that's one hell of a sandwich.

 

sometimes vanilla is the tastiest flav imo