(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 235

no sex talk from parents.

Only from all the school sex talks they do.

 

I think for a while my parents didn't worry about whether or not I'd ever get laid because I had a Napolean Dynamite-esque afro & braces from ages 14 to 17 haha my sex life has literally never come up in conversation with my parents at any point ever

EDIT: I should note that this probably makes my parents sound awful and they're not, they're great. But when I had that hair, my mom would always be like "it's your hair, do what you want with it, but I promise you're gonna regret that look when you're older"...and she was right haha

 

nice!

i basically played basketball for school, otherwise during my high school years i was smoking pot in the garage and playing video games in my moms basement.

so she had nothing to worry about either.

 

They should have a book for the sex talk that you read with your children called "Everybody fucks".

 

My high school years were basically looking like Napolean Dynamite, doing choir and theater and being in a band with my friends. I didn't get into drinking and smoking weed until the end of junior year. I had cut my hair by that point though and had my braces taken out. But the damage was done haha

 

Home schooling=no sex education for me.

 

"The factory had to lay off some workers"

That's how i was taught about that

 

I never had any talk with my parents. The closest it got was when I was going to a party (I was 16) and my mum just said:

"Are you taking condoms?"

I was not.

Fortunately, my primary and secondary schools were pretty decent at explaining the situation, which is perhaps why my parents never bothered. Well, from a pragmatic point of view I suppose they covered it well enough. I would hope they'd cover a bit more ground about things like consent now and navigating the various problems that phones and social media have brought in.

 

my parents straight up just gave me a book called “where do babies come from” instead of having “the talk”

 

Do you own any toys?

 

Nope

 

I'm prob getting the seks tonight with a girl i'm super attracted to. P pumped. Matched on bumble and she is straightforward af. It's awesome.

 

First awkward condom purchase in quite a while

 

"they make them that small?"

 

GOT’EM

 

I'm rekt

 

Shrekt*

@Shrek

 

Can’t believe he ever said that

 

Also

 

I prefer peeing during sex

 

there are a lot of "kinks" or whatever that aren't personally for me but I can understand why they might be sexy for some people
piss is not one of them

 

Don't knock it til you try it.


Jk.



Apparently it's a normal thing in European porn? I've heard that?