(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 233

What if a white police officer sees black people having public sex are you okay with them being shot

 

Not everyone has the luxury of a home, Dyl.

 

i haven’t had public sex since high school when i thought it made me cool. i think it’s fun to sneak in 30 seconds of lower level fun here and there as a tease for what comes when you get home but idk it’s just not for me. it’s just what some people are into though so i get the compulsion, if i stumbled by a couple getting it on in a park or something id just pass by and mentally be like “rock on”

 

Nice.

 

pass

 

I always think like, what if a lil kid comes around

 

would make the birds and the bees talk pretty natural as a small silver lining

 

when i have kids and they turn 10 im just gonna make ‘em read selections from this thread

 

just don't let them see any of @dylan's posts

 

what's that supposed to mean!?

 

huh?

 

You were talking about executing people in the streets for doin' secks

 

what are you implying about the content of my posts by instructing @Shrek to not let his future theoretical children read posts I have made in this thread?

 

they're so good that they need to be immortalized by teaching them to future generations

 

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply anything.

 

I got my eye on you, pal

 

Finish up then give them the birds and the bees talk

 

If the act in question is 69, then just quote John Oliver and be like "we were trying to see if there's an echo when you scream into a butt".

 

I’ve done the dirty in the back of my car on top of a parking ramp.

That’s the extent of craziness you animals.

 

In a showroom house in a subdivision. Pool and hot tub (gross i know). Was a stupid teenager

 

Empty classroom.

 

Were you a teacher or a student?

 

Both students.

 

Idk how I would feel giving the talk to kids that aren't mine tbh!!

 

I think I was like, way too old when I finally got birds and the bees talk. Like, 14 or something. I stumbled across hardcore porn accidentally when I was 9 and figured it out from there