(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 230

I don't think the "friends of friends" aspect of Hinge would mean much for me since I once have a few actual local friends. Everyone else are old acquaintances I don't care about

 

I'm at my co-workers dinner party and it has my co-workers talking about dildos and sex shop and I'm just like ok.

IM PURE AT HEART

 

we deff just had the "where" discussion in the dating thread lol deja vu

I think "craziest" was probably like bent over the hood of my car parked on my ex's street. It was late at night but a car full of our friends rolled up on us so like...yeah. my life was wild-ish at one point.

 

uh so idk how detailed this thread flies but i just received amazing oral and when i was about to finish she slipped a vibrator under my junk and that was an awakening

 

this is the sex thread haha

 

glad to see you've joined us

 

Dude. Hell yes.

 

Next you just need an RJ and you’ll totally be on my team

 

i knew you’d be pumped lol

 

Haha, pumped. Nice.

 

I went to whataburger five times so far. It's been a lovely Saturday

 

Wtf

 

How has your dick not fallen off

 

Its not super happy about it, but it's fine. And i knew it'd be fine.

 

Are you doing stuff in between?

Whataburger
BWW
Whataburger again
Bumper boats I imagine that's what you do on a Saturday
Whataburger again

 

I honestly don't know how it can be done more than twice in a period of, say, 6 hours

 

Is every time to completion?

 

I'm more disappointed that this is code name for something and not actual whataburger

 

I think my record is 5.

 

Lou Bega has probably done in 5 times in a day, I think that's what the song is about

 

Does that include the Radio Disney version

 

i can def go 5+ times over the course of a day but after the second time finishing becomes a very uphill battle

 

no Chase, it's like when they make Kidz Bop songs about fucking and make them about sleepovers or whatever