(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 23

Yeah eggs are really weird in sex. No thank you

 

Beggars can't be choosers

 

Everyone should get laid tonight, I mean, fuck it.

 

two days folks

 

'Til your marriage?

 

yes, my marriage to having sex

 

If you find yourself coming to climax too soon, tilt your head and cough. It puts it off for a bit. Something to do with your diaphragm. It isn't the most inconspicuous move, however.

 

im gonna need this

 

I'm gonna try this.. but on myself.

 

Also, wearing a condom will dull sensitivity hence making you last longer.

 

I don't see how we'll all get with Cousin It

 

i'll be practicing the move

 

You gotta sell the cough. Maybe you should cough a bit around her before you have sex, but not too much that she thinks that you're sick.

 

Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?

 

i could just tell her what im doing. i cough, shes like "what was that" and im like "oh im just trying not to finish." ta da

 

I mean... if you wanna go with the truth, and have trust and transparency in your relationship or some nonsense like that, then sure I guess...

 

I can just see Jake coughing uncontrollably for five minutes just to keep going, way to go Dom.

 

ill also be hittin the blunt

 

what does WoW stand for? Please don't say World of Warcraft

 

someone thread ban him

 

don't thread ban me

 

Get out of here with your raunchy mouth.

 

help...Women of Wisconsin?