(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 229

u know

 

shower, shampoo, soap, face scrub, dry off, deodorant, moisturize, get dressed, teeth, hair, leave

fairly standard

 

I shower in the morning because my hair gets frizzy if I sleep on it, plus it wakes me up

I shampoo/rinse, then I use my conditioner which is really like a mask type so I put it on and let it sit while I do the rest. I wash my body with loofah + body wash bc it smells great and I have literally 10 bottles of the bath and body works body wash that I love. Then shave if I'm going to, then rinse it all and get out. I take notoriously brief showers and like it to hover in the lukewarm-cold range, depending on the weather.

 

this thread doesn't need that many

 

They should make stylish, trendy looking ones so my **** can be fashionable.

 

So wheres the craziest place u guys have had the secks??

 

Florida

 

new jersey

 

In a bed, lights off, listening to the light jazz Pandora station.

 

Go to the clinic Ken

 

she wasn't a native.

 

you're engaging in human trafficking that's even worse

 

In the belly of a whale

 

Same

 

That's how they make sperm whales, eh?

 

I'm sending my love to Brazil.

 

In the Georgia Dome. 50 yard line.

 

i honestly can't tell if you weirdos are being serious or not

 

100%. It was during an Atlanta Falcons game. Right there, 50 yard line. Game was on FOX, too. October 19th, 2008. Go watch the game, you'll see it.

 

What's your fantasy

@dolan

?

 

Winner

 

NICE

 

did anyone around you notice?