(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 228

I space out my entire shower. No idea what even happens in there. Then im done ~15 mins later.

 

I shower at night, use bar soap, and haven't sampooed or conditioned my hair in probably four years.

 

I first put in shampoo, then use my bar soap to wash my limbs and torso first, then my face, then my nasty bits. I then rinse off. I use my towel to dry in the same order. Hair, limbs, torso, face, nastys and then wrap the towel around my waist. I put in hair product and style, then deodorant, then clean my ears, then put on my clothes, then brush my teeth, and then moisturizer.

 

What? Why???

 

I stopped when I shaved my head years ago and just never started again.

 

Okay good, that was the only acceptable answer

 

But is his head still shaved?

 

I assumed yes, but...I guess that's a necessary follow up.

 

It's not. My hair doesn't get greasy, I don't have dandruff. I just use a pomade in it everyday and rinse with water every night.

 

I read some article once about how it’s beneficial to only use water. My hair is weird though. Like after 12 hours it’s definitely greasy but I also have a dry scalp so it’s also pretty flaky from time to time. I don’t understand how that works. And yes I eat a lot of bad shit so maybe that’s why

 

I shower on sundays.

 

I wash my face with cleanser first so none of the products from my other stuff remains on my hands and gets on my face and clogs pores. If it is a hair wash day I do that next so I can wash my body off with soap after so the hair products can't break my shoulders out or anything. If I have to shave my legs I do it while my conditioner sets. My water is always super hot which is bad for skin I'm sure but it feels so nice

 

Only usin' that holy water, I got you.

 

People who use loofas are animals

 

rt

 

I used to know a G-pig named Loofa.

 

How the fuck did everyone just let "slippery while in bed" pass by? You're lying down. Stationary. Your bed is parallel to the floor, completely level (presumably). How are you slipping in bed?!

 

Not always stationary

 

What

 

Pulling a @dylan here but they are bacteria breeding ground. Obviously you can replace them and clean in different ways, but I rather just use a clean wash rag IMO.

 

also a bacteria breeding ground.

back up.

 

Get in shower. Apply shaving foam to face and head. Foil razor both. If feeling sociable (or I have enough time), also shave head with a wet razor. Facewash on face. Shower gel body from shoulders down. Dry with towel (which gets washed weekly!) from face down. Apply deodorant to under arms and moisturiser to face and head. If feeling sociable, apply contact lenses to eyeballs. If feeling very sociable, apply aftershave to places which aren't eyeballs.

 

what are you implying?