(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 222

Can you imagine if someone of DeVito's build had an enormous trouser dweller? He'd look like sputnik.

 

well that’s about what i expected but i figured I’d try, guess I’ll stick to sandwich bags

 

Poor Fiona

 

ELSA

 

sonic

 

Donkey

 

you leave donkey out of this dog

 

dylan!

 

the cold never bothered her anyway
aren't some condoms cooling now, why is there so much condom innovation who's asking for it

 

What the

 

... did we out-bonin’ the Tonin?

 

all that extra chemical stuff can fuck off tbh just doesn’t seem hygienic to me

 

Cooling sensation seems... antithetical to the point of it all

 

I did *** 3x already this morning

 

Gotta quit that stuff man PCP is bad for you

 

What's P90 3x? Is that a supped up version of the standard P90 X?

 

It's exactly like P90x except you c** in the end. P90s*x.

 

so P90x when Paul Ryan does it

 

Is that two people or one?

 

both

 

Whoa that's tight

 

Using a trojan fire and ice condom when I had no other options is a top five biggest regret in my life.

I have no idea how those things actually got made and who their target audience was.

 

I'm 31 and probably haven't used a condom since I was 16/17.

 

Damn. Long dry spell

 

I don’t use condoms either. Fuck em.

Source: humps legs and chairs