(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 221

Even a hand*****j or whatever the fuck @Larry David was texting about

 

congrats on the.... boner?

sounds like you found a person youre super into. there is no better feeling.

 

thanks it was a pretty good one!

 

Happy for you dude

 

this post would have been better if your name was shrek's dick

 

thanks buddy

i have many regrets in my life

 

I didn't know if I should put this in the dating thread or this thread so here it is:

 

why does he have so many rings on in that video

 

Because he is Goldblum and he can do what he wants

 

Please don’t question him

 

Hearing goldblum voice would wake me up for sure

 

He’s the daddiest daddy that ever daddied

 

But, like, the rings though.

 

What a stud muffin.

 

when i left Elena i was like “im never going to have sex that good ever again”

I WAS WRONG

 

NICE

 

nice

i too had a pretty excellent trip to whataburger last night

 

this gives me hope lol

 

what does everyone use condom wise? it’s not been a problem but it’s certainly been an adjustment after like 4 years of not using them and i want it to not always take forever lol

 

abstinence is the best form of birth control

 

being gay is pretty good birth control too

 

Magnums.