(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 220

Nah i just feel like an a****** posting in here ALL the time

 

Alligator?

 

lucky guess

 

Don't flatter yourself. I just have the fastest fingers in the southeast. In this case, It's me, not you. @ChaseTx

 

I wasn't saying anything because I've nothing to report. I think my organs have retired.

 

so we still have not had sex. she told me from the get-go it wouldn’t be “three dates easy” but when she was ready she wouldn’t leave any room for confusion. last night she led me to the bedroom and things got pretty heavy but it was not the glowing neon sign she had described so it was like two hours of high school-esque dry humping torture, and i could tell she was super enjoying being able to tell how badly i was dying for it.

tonight she texted me about it, saying how she was blown away by the respect i showed, how i didn’t get pushy or frustrated or take it as license to take things further as it went on. consent is a very very big deal to me and to hear her tell me i killed it felt very nice. she followed it up by telling me it built a whole bunch of trust and that next time she leads me to bed ill leave a much happier man. this is good, given im about to literally self-destruct

in all seriousness there’s really no limit to the amount of time i could wait for someone this wonderful, but im painfully attracted to her and hope we come to some super consensual mutual satisfaction this weekend lol

 

I mean who can resist

 

I wish I could be the kinda person who sleeps with someone to get over someone else. but while I'm still having feelings, I can't really fathom hooking up with anyone else, I wouldn't even find it enjoyable. Which sucks.

 

@Shrek are mouth HJ’s on the table or nah?

 

people eat there man smh

 

Well, apparently, she could?

I can't work out if it's just the way Shrek phrased it, but the situation sounds a bit cruel to me. Still, sounds like you're having fun and you navigated the situation as well as possible. Good luck sir.

 

I'm not sure how you interpreted that tbh lol. dumb joke but it was that shrek is very easily resistible so it was funny to me to juxtapose him in a sexual encounter that was all, didn't really have anything to do with the actual ppl involved specifically, other than the fact that Cam's name is Shrek on here.

 

Haha. Fuck. I've tagged the wrong person.

 

i mean, they are for me but it feels like im not getting anything until i get everything haha

its not cruel, she was up front with me and she has very good reasons for wanting to hold off a bit (not that there are really any bad ones). itll be worth it!

 

Godspeed my man.

Sounds like the first time will be glorious.

did you shower before hand?

 

Makes more sense to shower after hand

 

Hehe hand

 

It's a joke about Dylan's rules

 

really gotta hand it to you colby

 

Right or left?

 

ambidextrous

 

Damn Rob now we're talking

 

My phone changed that to Rub at first.

Appropriate

 

Even a hand*****j or whatever the fuck @Larry David was texting about

 

congrats on the.... boner?

sounds like you found a person youre super into. there is no better feeling.