(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 22

you just had to take it there

 

Using a glory hole when I'm half awake sounds terrifying, under any circumstance it would be scary though

 

I hope they have a union and make the prices ridiculously unaffordable.

 

i missed like twenty pages in the other thread when i was in the woods over the weekend hows this one going

 

Raunchy as ever.

 

Ryan's out of the woods.
Ryan's out of the woods.
Ryan's out of the woods.
Ryan's out of the woods.

 

People should look into this book:

Sex at Dawn - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

I have nothing to contribute lately. The girl I was with last Thursday, I'm taking her to a pizza place tomorrow night. I sent her dirty messages last night so we'll see.

@ChiliTacos needs to take Nate up on his offer. I'd let him take advantage of me, for sure.

 

Pizza or sex...go.

Pizza sex.

 

Yeah, like what if they have a chainsaw on the other end.

 

I've never seen this thread before and I'm thinking I should never come back....

 

I've always had this irrational fear of getting it caught in a mousetrap. I think it came from checking out Rotten.com back in the day. Fuck that.

 

I didn't even think of that, I was just thinking they'd prank me by putting like a ferret on the other side

 

Good god. Bahaha.

 

I'm really not mature enough to handle myself appropriately in here. This is great.

 

I'm thoroughly impressed by how quickly you find this shit hahah

 

I just looked up "cat saying dont leave" and that popped up lol

 

Sanch just awaits posts with this massive folder of golden internet treasures on standby.

 

I can't stop laughing.

View attachment 2097

 

in the context of conversation, it's making me squirm.

 

@Dirty Sanchez found the one context where cat gifs don't make everything better, I thought it was impossible!

 

I don't want to count my eggs before they hatch but I may get laid tomorrow or Wednesday night

 

If I were you I'd be praying for no eggs instead of counting them.