(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 219

No thats The Phantom Menace. Great film.

 

wow milkshake circled around for that one

 

Lol dis for real?

 

I saw some shit when I searched tinder. Like when I first made a tinder, I had matches left and right.

Until I swiped on everyone.


It's prob true lol.

 

I do wonder how the algorithms go. I feel like I hardly EVER swipe right and sometimes I feel punished by that hahah for instance the other day I counted 200 swipes and only 12 of them were right swipes. Idk how that would compare to others ratios.

also, I feel like my number is higher than a lot here but who knows. it is what it is. I was very reckless in my teens and was also super unaware of rape culture and anything like that so many of my encounters were, let's say, questionable. I always kind of felt like just something men saw as theirs for the taking.

that being said safe sex is rly important...I got pretty lucky in my teens but my most recent ex and I were never exclusive and also never used protection (bc I'm an idiot). I ended up getting gonorrhea from him and it was the most humiliating depersonalizing experience to get treated.

 

I don't think it matters at all how many people someone has slept with.

I'm at 18

 

Naw not just u. I don't trust men for a second tbh lol. If their "lucky streak" ends and they have to use a condom then good, I hope so!! And also uhh pls get tested first if that's the case??? I watch too many doctor shows to brush that off tbh!! But getting pregnant is like my worst fear in life. Even tho I know abortions exist and I'd have options but I won't even entertain the thought of pregnancy and I just don't trust myself enough on bc to bank on it completely. If I got pregnant I think I'd just collapse and die. It's like the area I become a total prude. Cause I'd just collapse and die.

 

Lmao. We just walked past each other at school. Guess she goes to CSULB too

 

Had some good sex hell ya

 

why is someone in here who is sexually active and not totally despicable to other humans

 

You know your life is sad when a robot is having more sex than you

 

yeah saw it last week on demand

its about a kid who learns what pod racing is while in the middle of a pod race

 

s*x makes you happy dude, fact

 

well at least it should do

love me some good saxaphone

 

damn rob i didn't know you were tappin that brass

 

ever had a sad sex before?

like you know ur never gonna hit that again

 

i'm gonna listen to the national tonight and report back to you on that

 

Yeah never a great time

 

Yeah, almost every time I cry out of the *** ** ** *****.

 

867-5309 ?

 

I like how you used a more clinical term for the last word lol

 

Thank you.
-Dr. Mr. Serotonin