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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 216

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. MrCon Feb 23, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Huh?
     
  2. Kiana Feb 23, 2018
    Kiana

    Goddamn, man child Prestigious

    I haven't heard the song yet but I got what u meant!
     
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  3. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Hahaha
     
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  4. Rob Hughes Feb 24, 2018
    Rob Hughes

    Play the Yakuza series

    More s******************!?!1**** today
     
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  6. DickyCullz Feb 24, 2018
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    Went to whataburger last night

    Woke up this morning with an uneaten big mac meal in the bag next to my bed.
     
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  7. Dog with a Blog Feb 25, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    According to my pubes, I am not having sex
     
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  8. Mr. Serotonin Feb 26, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  9. MrCon Feb 26, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Do your partners normally eat them or something? The shit is wrong with you, Dog?

    :crylaugh:
     
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  10. Rob Hughes Feb 26, 2018
    Rob Hughes

    Play the Yakuza series

    Only his ass pubes
    Okay that is the only time I post something of a graphic nature like that here

    cleanses soul of all evil
     
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  11. lightning Feb 26, 2018
    lightning

    *

    Not forgettable for me because I still remember it from time to time
    But I'm also a nerd and love blizzard..

    Also hi kids how are y'all
     
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  12. GrantCloud Feb 28, 2018
    GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    thinking of taking the girl im seeing to miguel friday night.

    B-)
     
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  13. Dirty Sanchez Feb 28, 2018
    Dirty Sanchez

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Is that some sex guru?!
     
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  15. SlappinCups Feb 28, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    :devil:
     
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  16. SlappinCups Feb 28, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

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  17. GrantCloud Feb 28, 2018
    GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    goddamnit
     
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  18. Mr. Serotonin Feb 28, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Wordplay, turns into gun play
    And gun play turns into pillow talk
    And pillow talk turns into sweet dreams
    Sweet dreams turn into coffee in the morning
     
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  19. SlappinCups Feb 28, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    wat
     
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  20. Mr. Serotonin Feb 28, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  21. Dog with a Blog Feb 28, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    Who’s Michael?
     
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  22. Mr. Serotonin Feb 28, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  24. Your Milkshake Mar 6, 2018
    Your Milkshake

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Got a liveee one on Tinder rn. Gonna have to ask her if shes a catfish.
     
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  25. Dog with a Blog Mar 6, 2018
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    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    Lol I dunno what it is but I fucking suck at Tinder. Not to sound cocky or whatever, but irl I get compliments and hit on a decent amount. But online? It’s a wasteland.

    Ok but there is this girl who I see every time I go to Buffalo Exchange there is this girl that I think is gorgeous and she’s actually complimented me on my style before but I am a wimp so of course I’m not gonna say anything. Anyways, I do this thing on Tinder now where I just swipe right as fast as I can until my likes run out just to prove that no one likes me, and I don’t ever match with anyone. Anyways, I was doing that and Buffalo girl popped up but my hand was faster than my mind and I swiped without getting a chance to look at her profile. So I fucking spent $10 on the Tinder Plus option just so I could rewind and see her profile and super like her lol. Anyways, her profile said she likes dogs and horror movies which is right up my alley. No match tho lol, at least, not yet

    Edit: oh yeah. She looks sooooo similar to my most recent ex it’s actually kinda crazy. Apparently I have a type
     
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  26. MrCon Mar 7, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    This all feels awfully familiar.
     
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  27. Dog with a Blog Mar 7, 2018
    (Last edited by a moderator: Mar 7, 2018)
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    The failing at online dating part?
     
  28. MrCon Mar 7, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    Haha, yeah. I posted something Monday in the relationship thread about my strange relationship with compliments too.

    I'm not also trying to catch the attention of this Buffalo woman, though. :crylaugh:
     
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