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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 215

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. MrCon Feb 12, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    It wasn't a complaint. I even posted to mention how much it amused me. Is all that Whataburger sapping at your concentration?
     
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  2. Mr. Serotonin Feb 12, 2018
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    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Yes. I've been to Whataburger 10x in the last 2 days. I can't focus on anything else anymore. I wonder if i'll even survive. Oh well. I've always wanted to go out with a bang.
     
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  3. MrCon Feb 12, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    I'm not laughing at that one.
     
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  4. Mr. Serotonin Feb 12, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Nothin' funny about my inevitable death.
     
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  6. Dog with a Blog Feb 19, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    In the past I’ve asked my partners to bite down on my d*** while they were blowing my and I really liked it. Not sure why I’m coming in with this non sequiter but I felt y’all should know.
     
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  7. DickyCullz Feb 19, 2018
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    we call that a toothy blozzer
     
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  8. Dog with a Blog Feb 19, 2018
    Dog with a Blog

    Guest

    I don’t like when bitten in the way that you’d bite a corn dog, but more in the vein of eating a cob of corn
     
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  9. DickyCullz Feb 19, 2018
    DickyCullz

    I create content for some of your favorite artists

    Whatever floats your boat dog
     
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  10. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I'm taking a half day off today simply to eat tacos and have s**. Sounds perfect, really.
     
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  11. Rob Hughes Feb 23, 2018
    Rob Hughes

    Play the Yakuza series

    had some s**************************************** last night
     
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  12. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Wow, that could be almost anything.
     
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  13. SlappinCups Feb 23, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    soy?
     
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  15. SlappinCups Feb 23, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

    sarsaparilla root beer?
     
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  16. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  17. AelNire Feb 23, 2018
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    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    That SZA, Calvin Harris song The Weekend has warmed me to letting your significant other hang out with someone else on the weekends.
     
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  18. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    I can't read that for some reason
     
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  19. MrCon Feb 23, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    I had to read it 6 times to understand it. :crylaugh:
     
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  20. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Fuck, I gave up after 5. Maybe i'll try again in a minute.
     
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  21. MrCon Feb 23, 2018
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    I think that she's saying that the aforementioned song has softened her views on letting ones significant other hang out with someone else at the weekend.

    Given I know nothing about the song, Calvin Harris or what an SZA is, I could be enormously wrong.
     
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  22. Mr. Serotonin Feb 23, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Maybe the song is called "Sarsaparilla Root Beer"?
     
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  24. AelNire Feb 23, 2018
    AelNire

    @RiotGrlErin Prestigious

    You’re right..damn was the post that bad haha
     
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  25. GrantCloud Feb 23, 2018
    GrantCloud

    naz reid Prestigious

    :-p
     
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  26. ChaseTx Feb 23, 2018
    ChaseTx

    ALL HAIL PEAGLE Prestigious

    Y'all need to get with the program
     
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  27. Ken Feb 23, 2018
    Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    when you get that victoria's secret snapchat and you know you're going to whataburger later tonight
    [​IMG]
     
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  28. Ken Feb 23, 2018
    Ken

    entrusted Prestigious

    False alarm. Leggings.
     
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