(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 214

10 minutes? What did you do for the other 8 minutes?

 

stare at the ceiling and thinking in my head i wish she wasn't touching me right now and counting down the time frame when it is acceptable post-sex to ask someone to go

 

nothing against her personally, i don't like to be touched or talked to after sex in general. i just get really sleepy

 

Low energy Dylan

 

to be honest i don't like to be touched or talked to really at any time ever in life

 

I like me some cuddles. Even if it's a FWB, wrap yourself around me please.

 

Hell yeah. Cuddles are my jam. Wish I had a cuddle buddy more than a FWB

 

I read this wrong and thought it said "I didn't have to do anything while she laid on my back for 10 minutes" and I was like, Dylan, what the fuck are you doing!?

 

What? Isn’t that how sex works?? The public education system in MO didn’t have a sex ed class so I had to figure it out on my own and that made the most sense

 

brings all new meaning to Baby Got Back

 

folks,,,,,

 

how much wow did u play?

 

5 wows

 

nice, i hunted five monsters last night





and also had sex

 

I was bored and catching up on this thread while waiting for the dentist to look at my teeth and then he suddenly popped up behind me and I'm convinced he read it and thinks I'm a weirdo even tho you guys are the weirdos obv

 

What’s weird about not having sex

 

There’s a good chance they thought you were reading a food forum

 

You have a dentist that works on Saturdays? Wtf!?

 

It was the other day when ppl were discussing 69 smh

 

They were pretty tame discussions, tbh... Well, apart from the breasty sunset comment.

 

I mean I doubt he rly saw and even if he did oh well lol

 

what if your dentists last minute cancels on you on your next appt and says you should probably see another dentist because they accidentally read my 69 comment

 

lot of WoW this weekend guys. think i leveled up some

 

Whatever man, that sentence was a work of art.