(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 213

Why do you say that?

 

She’s said anything but butt stuff

Also, side note, I know a lot of people think 69 is for children, but I fuckin’ love it.

 

69 is rad

 

if someone says "we should party again soon" to you and the last time you got drunk together you hooked up, that totally means they want to bone again right? asking for a friend

 

Yes

 

Next thread title should be "Asking for a friend"

 

69 is definitely not for children.

 

I do not enjoy 69

 

Good way to eat butt, too.

 

Just curious, why? There are not many things hotter than 69 imo.

 

I mean, it’s not the worst, I just have a hard time focusing. Do I pay attention to getting pleased or to doing the pleasing?? Too much work

 

damn welcome 2 the bone zone sloane

 

Isn't that what intercourse is too? lol

 

No, intercourse is typically PIV. 69 is more oral-based.

 

I quite enjoy that element as a challenge. You end up on this knife edge of being able to keep going or it being too good for you to concentrate, but if you're any good you're doing the same for them too, which is kind of fun.

 

I appreciate the view. It's like a sunset with tits.

 

I've had sex with..a fair amount of people (although to be fair it was mostly when I/we were younger and less experienced etc) and none of it was very wow-inducing.
the guy I just broke up with was the best in bed, by far. He made my sex drive out of control, and we haven't even had sex in like 2 months.
I know it's dumb but I just feel like I won't find that chemistry again and that really upsets me

 

You will. I had a crazy sex drive with my ex of 5 years until the end...which was a sign that it was over. Then the next couple weren't anythin' special at all, just so-so. And now I met someone who spiked the drive through the roof and it's awesome.

Never say never. Even if you think about the sheer statistics of it, what're the chances you found the only person in the world already with great chemistry? Zero. You'll find it again.

 

this is honestly nothing against you but my angsty ass wants to vent. I'm really over everyone saying "you will find it again" or "you'll find someone better" or any variation of those things. Because I know they're just saying it to be nice and positive and encouraging and I know that statistically when you say that to someone you're PROBABLY right. However my cynical ass is like HOW CAN YOU KNOW THAT. YOU DON'T KNOW. I'M GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER.

 

I've just been there so i'm using logic, math, and past experiences to try to help you be a lil more optimistic . You think this now. I did when it happened to me. I'm just sayin', you won't always feel that way. You seem like an awesome person, and you'll attract awesome people.

 

thanks dude

 

It's no problems you poetic, noble, land mermaid.

 

lol never change jacob

 

Loudly laughed out in my flat at that. So glad I didn't read it at work.

 

69 is awesome. my previous fwb requested that we did it every time because that's how she got off the easiest/quickest. so we both got off, but I didn't have to really do anything but lay on my back for 10 minutes and then i asked them to leave and went to bed. it was awesome.