(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 212

Took some D&D quiz last night and my result was Neutral Good. I don’t know what to do with this newfound information.

 

Tinder profile.

 

What is this

 

Alignment Test

 

There’s a joke in there about dat D&D somewhere

 

I got Wow and D&D mixed up. Whoops.

 

It’s all nerd shit. Most people on Tinder won’t know the difference

 

I've already been to Whataburger and back 3 times today. I'm gonna be so fuckin' fit.

 

Wtf!?!?!?

 

Yeah I’m glad her drive is as high as mine is . She said this is the most she’s ever wanted it.

 

Jesus Christ I’m unsubscribing

 

Before I go: is she as fond of giving mouth h******* as you are receiving them?

 

Whataburger and sex thread

 

Oh yeah dude. Sometimes she’ll lean over to me and say I wanna tas** you. So you can see whyyyyy we’re constantly all over each other. Cause she says shit like that.

 

Bye

 

This is too wild for me

 

Bruv YOU asked

 

Wait do you guys eat a**?

 

Are you asking in general or are you asking ‘Tonin?

 

In general.

I am slightly interested, but my gf is pretty PG so idk

 

Oh...dude....I invented eating a**

 

I dunno, I say 1. Just ask her, if you feel comfortable with asking her that or 2. take a shower and get all squeaky clean and then go down on her. Work your way lower and lower and she’ll soon realize what you’re trying to do. She’ll either stop you or she’ll get curious and let you venture south.

For my first gf I just asked her because I wasn’t familiar with it. With my other girlfriends I just used the second tactic as opposed to awkwardly bringing it up and they were all receptive

 

I have when I was drunk as fuck

It was fine, and I knew it’d be fine.

 

Time for that to change

 

Hahah I don’t think this one would be down for that. I’m fine with or without it. I have zero complaints on my end, obviously.