(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 211

Fuck the Horde

 

Warcraft movie was not nearly as bad as people made it out to be tbh. Incredibly forgettable? Absolutely. But I’ve seen worse.

 

From Justin to Kelly

 

I watched that last year with my friends while we were all very drunk. It was a lot of fun but I have no idea what happened.

 

Crossroads

 

I watched grandmas boy drunk a few months ago, then I realized I only watch that movie under the influence and have never watched it sober.

 

did Jesus ever get to?

legitimate question but existence is cruel

maybe he had a moment one day bathing in the Thames with one of his disciples.

 

shake whats shakin baby

 

not my bed currently

 

I'll prolly hit Whataburger a coupla times tonight.

 

watch those calories

 

They're gonna be slidin' right off at this rate.

 

I mean, I’ve heard of sloppy b*** j***, but never anything you’d need a uniform for, jesus

 

everyone has a fetish

 

Got drinks with a girl the other night who’s in town for the super bowl. Her company sets up housing/lodging for celebrities/upper class people who come into town for bigger events.

TRYING TO GET THAT SUPER BOWL PLUG.

 

Supposed to meet with super bowl girl tonight but it is -1 degree outside.

 

Invite her to your place?

 

Suggest friction, for warmth.

 

Lol one of my exes just drunk called me and was being very flirty and was like, “when are you gonna come visit me?” And I’m like I’m in LA and she’s like, “well, when you come back, make time for me.” Haha. Drunk calls are hilarious.

 

That was supps d to be in the relationship thread but whatever.

 

you're in LA now? Welcome

 

I have been since August ma boi

 

Well, I say LA to people who done understand the area to make it easy. Still in LB

 

oh, well screw you dog