(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 210

Wait does the site censor the word shit now or is everyone censoring it themselves?

Shit shit shit


Edit: realized he said C on a B so the word wasn’t shit, but it had 4 letters and so now I’m more lost

 

people are using asterisks on purpose as a bit, the site just censors slurs and I don't think anyone is using slurs

 

Got an additional hotel room for tonight, fuck it

 

Orgy overflow?

 

Has it gone really well or really badly if you need an additional room?

 

Really well. What I mean is, we were supposed to leave tonight and now we’re not

 

100%

 

yall

 

why am i laughing so hard at this?

 

Cause it’s so god damn accurate

 

We did, you should’ve.

 

Hotel rooms are a hefty expense. Y'all better be putting them to good use

 

ok dad

 

You are not kidding. I think we spent a total of $380 for 2 nights. To be fair, the first was very nice and on the water.

 

The girl is currently making me breakfast and brought me a cup of tea in bed.

Am I dead? Is this heaven?

 

Can I rent a boyfriend to bring me soup? Or mozzarella sticks? Or fries? I've been doing this single thing all wrong.

 

PostMates?

 

Postmates I think we've got a billion dollar idea here

 

Lol as if this trash heap I live in is available for Postmates. Ur too kind.

 

I feel physically high from Sloane this morning.

 

:)

I guess I can finally post here

 

You've started playing WoW?

 

Horde or Alliance?

 

Fuck