(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 209

Same

 

stop making me sad my bf is out of town

 

Nice

 

Why is everyone gonna have a good night, what’s goin on? Bible study?

 

yes they're all going to study the bible and me, the jew, feels left out

 

i only see my gf every few days i don't wanna hear it tuc

jk sorry ur not *******

 

hahahahaha

 

babysitter is staying at her house so we split a hotel room. yay staycation.

 

yah you could say its gunna be the second coming

 

John 11:35 - Jesus fucked

 

I mean people may be yelling "Oh God"

 

i mean most hotel rooms have bibles in them already so i guess we could

 

We're not going to. But we could.

 

I’m mentioned before how my ex wanted me to C on a B before

 

evangelical Christianity is probably the biggest kink in Texas, that or guns

 

not in my hotel room ian

 

fucking millennials
literally

 

wait what?

like on the cover or was there a specific verse she really thought needed the be **** on? i have a lot of questions

 

Just in it somewhere. I don’t remember why. I think it wa just the idea of doing that to something that is supposedly holy

 

right on lol

 

More like Airsnm if ya know what i'm sayin

 

HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INNNN

 

if ur girl starts acting up then u take her friend

 

I found out a couple years ago that when my dad took my mum on their first date, he also invited her friend along as he wasn't sure which one he'd rather date!

 

Also their first date was seeing Jaws at the cinema. Not a bad start