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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 206

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. MrCon Jan 22, 2018
    (Last edited: Jan 22, 2018)
    MrCon

    I was trying to describe myself to someone

    When that woman came over the other weekend, I'd promised her dinner. Thing is, we'd been talking the whole thing up a lot in the days leading up to her coming over, so we were both rancidly horny. Anyway, she's both very food and very sex driven, so we concluded I needed to make food before we messed around.

    Anyway, she found herself at a loose end while I was preparing food, so started giving me head while I was chopping vegetables. It was an experience. That was a previously unexplored form of multi-tasking...
     
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  2. Dog with a Blog Jan 22, 2018
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    This is bad dumb post, Jacob.









    you release the great white?
     
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  3. Dirty Sanchez Jan 22, 2018
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  4. Dog with a Blog Jan 22, 2018
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    Lmao this is the top post of this page. If anyone comes here out of context they’ll be like wat

    Also, if someone comes in here with context they’ll be like wat
     
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  6. Larry David Jan 22, 2018
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    I'll see you again in 25 years Prestigious

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  7. Dog with a Blog Jan 22, 2018
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  8. Mr. Serotonin Jan 24, 2018
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    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    [​IMG]
    X3
     
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  9. dadbolt Jan 24, 2018
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  10. GrantCloud Jan 24, 2018
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    naz reid Prestigious

    Nice
     
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  11. Mr. Serotonin Jan 24, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Oh yeah. What a glorious birthday.
     
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  12. tucah Jan 24, 2018
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    not champ Prestigious

     
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  13. SlappinCups Jan 24, 2018
    SlappinCups

    Hurley apologist Prestigious

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  15. Dog with a Blog Jan 24, 2018
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  16. Mr. Serotonin Jan 24, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Oh yeah baby, over and over. I've succumb to the dark arts.
     
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  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 24, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  18. Mr. Serotonin Jan 24, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  19. dadbolt Jan 24, 2018
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    i had birthday sex on saturday. prob gonna have birthday sex again tomorrow. she doesn't know we're celebrating anything though
     
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  20. Mr. Serotonin Jan 24, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Yeah, fuck it.
     
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  21. colorlesscliche Jan 24, 2018
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    Yeah, fuck it.
     
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  22. Dog with a Blog Jan 24, 2018
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    Yeah, fuck it.
     
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  24. Ken Jan 24, 2018
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    Yeah, fuck it.
     
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  25. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 24, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    You'll have to tell her about the curse eventually
     
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  26. SlappinCups Jan 24, 2018
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    SlappinCups

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    birthday? more like girthday amirite
     
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  27. Mr. Serotonin Jan 24, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    "Mombolt, I have to admit something. Every time we have sex, it's birthday sex. It's a curse that I must live with forever. Would you ever be able to look past it??
     
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  28. Mr. Serotonin Jan 24, 2018
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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