(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 206

When that woman came over the other weekend, I'd promised her dinner. Thing is, we'd been talking the whole thing up a lot in the days leading up to her coming over, so we were both rancidly horny. Anyway, she's both very food and very sex driven, so we concluded I needed to make food before we messed around.

Anyway, she found herself at a loose end while I was preparing food, so started giving me head while I was chopping vegetables. It was an experience. That was a previously unexplored form of multi-tasking...

 

This is bad dumb post, Jacob.









you release the great white?

 

Is this on ABC?

Does Mark Cuban hang dong?

 

Lmao this is the top post of this page. If anyone comes here out of context they’ll be like wat

Also, if someone comes in here with context they’ll be like wat

 

It's actually when you watch Mark Hoppus fuck your fiancée

@BTDandFeelingThis @ComedownMachine

 

Lol. Killing it today Larry

 

X3

 

you had 3 whataburgs? wow indeed

 

Nice

 

Oh yeah. What a glorious birthday.

 

What the fuck dude, you too?

 

Oh yeah baby, over and over. I've succumb to the dark arts.

 

Any time Derek does it

 

@dadbolt confirm or deny?

 

i had birthday sex on saturday. prob gonna have birthday sex again tomorrow. she doesn't know we're celebrating anything though

 

Yeah, fuck it.

 

Yeah, fuck it.

 

Yeah, fuck it.

 

Yeah, fuck it.

 

You'll have to tell her about the curse eventually

 

birthday? more like girthday amirite

 

"Mombolt, I have to admit something. Every time we have sex, it's birthday sex. It's a curse that I must live with forever. Would you ever be able to look past it??

 

NICE