(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 205

Calling it boinking is the real sin

 

Lmao

 

It's not as bad as ocean sex.

 

I firmly stand behind shower sex. For me personally, some of the kinkiest sex has been in the shower.

 

The no pants dance

 

One time i was having sex with an ex in her family's swimming pool and they got home. Her mom came outside and was telling us to come see something they brought home. That was pretty awkward. We were at the side closest to her mom/the porch and i just had to pretend i was hugging her from behind and yell "OH WOW I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE I'M COMING IN A SECOND"

Really proud of that response. Wasn't lying in any sense of the phrase.

 

Couldn’t they just wait until their boner was gone

 

They might of got all V'd up first or somethin'. I don't really know. And V'd up is Viagra.

 

Nice one @Mr. Serotonin

 

Until they get stung by a jellyfish and you get to pee on them

 

Thanks man, that girl was wild. She once tried to J me off in the backseat while her mom was driving us to Orlando. We were playin' some game and it was so hard for me to respond with a normal voice

 

For anyone married, with kids, or in a long term relationship (lets say 4+ years), how often do you guys do it?

 

Did you ***?

Lol, reminds me of the time time my ex and I were on a road trip to Utah with her mom and her mom’s friend. We were in the back seat and she put a pillow on my lap and pretended to sleep but went down on me instead. Then we switched and I went down on her haha. Good times!

 

I once had a bumble date jerk me to finish whilst I was driving. that was hard ()

Also, sex in backseats is awkward

 

It wasn’t too bad, I have a mid size SUV so it wasn’t cramped or anything.

My friend a long time ago had a two door tiburon and she was able to shag in that baby. Now that’s skill.

 

I’ve had road head but never car sex. I drove a very tiny Jetta so it was basically impossible even if I wanted to. Roadhead was hard enough cause I drove a stick shift

 

Shortly after we arrived, I still hadn't finished and had to flick it up into my waistband and we finished inside

 

Ahh, the classic waistband boner hider

 

It's like a division sign. Ball, dick, ball.

 

that should have been the cover artwork to ed sheerans divide album.

 

I like shark cage sex

 

we call that the Texas Tuck round these here parts

 

We call it the California Cuck

 

She gave me that hammer head

 

I thought that was when u watch anthony keidis fuck ur girlfriend