(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 204

sex in a hot tub this weekend. was interesting

 

Isn’t that like, one of the most unsanitary places to have sex?

 

it is now

 

You're thinkin' of bowlin' alley bathrooms, I think.

 

That's rich coming from a damn dog

 

UTIs for everyone!

 

5 Unfortunate Things That Can Happen When You Have Sex in a Hot Tub

 

When I was like, 5 or something, I didn’t know what sex was exactly but I knew I wanted it in a pool. It’s never happened and probably never will cause that sounds awful to me now.

 

People try to **** hot tubs a lil sometimes. This hotel I was at had to call the fire department cause this dude got at least his shaft stuck in one of those jets.

This wasn't me. I know someone was gonna make that joke.

 

I've done it multiple times as like a horny-foreplay like scenario, but only once to completion. Watching the little spermies in the pool was quite interesting.

 

It's extremely overrated, if people enjoy it at all

 

Water ain't a good lubricant

 

Don't take this from me.

 

I've really enjoyed shower sex though

 

i find with shower sex someone is always just out of the stream of water and gets cold

 

I have sinned

I boinked in my backseat of a church parking lot once

 

How big is your shower?!

 

Yeah it's not good unless you have a big shower with a bench or whatever

 

Push her up against the wall where you're both under the water. Problem solved.

 

standard size? i'd like to have one of those big heads (whay lads) thats like a waterfall, but just impractical

 

Thas the way to do it for sure.

 

doesn't quite work when your shower head is over the bath tub and not a cubicle. i miss having a shower cubicle

 

Water reduces the natural lubrication and it's unpleasant