(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 200

that just sounds like a chore for all parties involved

 

would not recommend doing

 

"hey you know how both of us feel awful right now and the slightest movement makes us queasy and sick to our stomachs? Yeah, okay, let's do a lot of that but with more sweating, really close to each other, and with body odors and fluids filling the air."

 

i was legit catching a sleep and i wake up and shes wearing new lingerie and im just oh okay, i guess this is about to happen

 

It's okay to just be like ... "nah, not right now."

 

Get your girl a vibrator and use it on her trust me

 

galaxy brain pegging

 

Get your man a vibrator and use it on him trust me

 

Tru

 

Rabbit Vibrators work fantastic

 

Going to go against the grain here and say that I quite like hangover sex. Releases some endorphins and tends to leave me feeling pretty perked up.

Trick is to keep it fairly gentle.

That being said, it probably only works for a mild to moderate hangover. If it's a full head spinning, stomach churning countdown to oblivion, probably better to not move at all.

 

Yeah it was moderate to awful, I thought maybe it would help a bit. But nope. Haha

 

and in those situations there is always masturbation

 

I guess this thread is... going through a bit of a dry spell

*badumtsh*

 

Not for me

 

how can a tub of butter get laid

 

Weird thing about marriage

 

too busy having sex

 

The Czech lady has reappeared. Yesterday, she was sending me interesting messages while I was at work, as well as pictures (she was at work too). Looks like we're having a bit of a night in tomorrow.

 

Cash that Czech in homie!

 

Every time...

 

Next time, you should Czech yourself before you wreck yourself

 

the whom'st'd'velliest of them all

 

You can't just walk in here and use the same pun!