(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 20

Jimothy

 

Wait fake names for what kind of situation?

 

This is a front, @Robk's name isn't really Rob

 

having sex talk right now I'm bad at this

 

Talk about W*W

 

She said "tell me what you've been thinking about" so ima be like baby, all I can think about is hitting that log in button, scrolling through my character list, picking which class I feel like playing on that beautiful night, selecting my character and getting it in

 

Huh maybe I'm not so bad at sex talk

 

I feel dirtier already and it's not even 8AM.

 

I'll do it for science.

 

This thread.

But yeah don't ghost you're an asshole. Be like Dom. The massive anxiety I get from being ignored for a while is terrible.

 

I was drunk after my show on Friday when this girl took me back to her house. Apparently I was so eager that I didn't wait for her to finish her food. She had it all in her bed and I just took the sheets and flung everything off and threw her onto her bed, haha. There's bbq sauce all over her walls and on the carpet. Whoops.

 

holy fuck this is the funniest thing ive ever heard

 

Hope she's not mad

 

Nah, she's fine. It's always fine in the end. Now she won't even have to go to the fridge to get sauces.

 

Talk about saucing things up.

 

thats it, both of you, get out of here

 

I don't feel like pulling out of this conversation.

 

Amazing

 

Never get between a girl and her BBQ! The mess would be fine, but that's crossing the line.

 

*rubs bridge of nose*

 

Come for the sex, stay for the puns.

 

@stillbrazy what happened with your situation? I missed the convo in this thread all weekend