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(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 199

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by aranea, Jun 24, 2016.

  1. Colby Searcy Dec 28, 2017
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    Never used but seems like a good time, why not?

    What happened to the charger?
     
  2. GrantCloud Dec 28, 2017
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    I just think of two chainz when anything vibe related comes up
     
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  3. SlappinCups Dec 29, 2017
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    I uh... I hope you sterilized it well
     
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  4. Mr. Serotonin Dec 29, 2017
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    Yeah I thought for sure you just lost it in the couch or somethin'
     
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  6. Your Milkshake Dec 29, 2017
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    yeah what the f
     
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  7. dadbolt Dec 29, 2017
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    second hand sex toys aren't for me

    but u do u bobby
     
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  8. SlappinCups Dec 29, 2017
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    shake. your avi. change it. now.
     
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  9. SlappinCups Dec 29, 2017
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    in college my friend and these three other guys he roomed with went and got an artificial vagina that they all shared :-/
     
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  10. Your Milkshake Dec 29, 2017
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    wtffff
     
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  11. SlappinCups Dec 29, 2017
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  12. Mr. Serotonin Dec 29, 2017
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    Ahhh the ole fleshlight
     
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  13. SlappinCups Dec 29, 2017
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    i think it was like a poor man's fleshlight, which made it even weirder. obvi bobby's case isn't that weird, but I just remembered that story
     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen Dec 29, 2017
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    run away with me Platinum

    The brotherhood of the traveling sex toy
     
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  16. Colby Searcy Dec 29, 2017
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    Fascinating, this is not at all what I was expecting.

    I say go for it, what harm could it do?
     
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  17. Mr. Serotonin Dec 29, 2017
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    Sounds like a coupla poor men's :crylaugh:
     
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  18. GrantCloud Dec 29, 2017
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    i had a partner use a toy controlled by a dang app on her phone.

    fucking technology man
     
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  19. dadbolt Jan 2, 2018
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    i had phone sex for the first time last night. which was basically just an exercise in trying not to laugh. dirty talk will never not make me feel stupid.
     
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  20. Colby Searcy Jan 2, 2018
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    Well was it good?
     
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  21. dadbolt Jan 2, 2018
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    it was fine
     
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  22. SlappinCups Jan 2, 2018
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    I’ve got a feeling that dadbolt really phoned this one in
     
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  24. Colby Searcy Jan 2, 2018
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    Like a nice wine.

    My experience with phone sex is only via text so I have no real experience
     
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  25. dadbolt Jan 2, 2018
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    im gonna ring yr neck
     
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  26. SlappinCups Jan 2, 2018
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    I’m just hoping you got *69 involved in this call
     
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  27. Your Milkshake Jan 2, 2018
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    lol
     
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  28. GrantCloud Jan 2, 2018
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    hungover sex after NYE is not fun
     
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