(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 196

he takes a huge jug of BBQ Honey Chipotle sauce, or whatever his sauce of choice is and pours it on the booty

 

This thread is just way too much

 

I like 'em hot.

 

Saucy, eh?

EDIT: Fuck i thought this was the food thread.

 

Just keep the mustard away from both!

 

Haha, @Bloodsucker II made a video proving that. Just for one of them though, i'll let you decide which.

 

HAHAAA, dude where did you get that fuckin' picture?

 

Lol I had to search your name in the Post Your Picture thread haha

 

Made me laugh out loud. I look...kinda franked in that pic Is that one from me fishing?

 

I think so haha. you were with two dudes and in swim trunks

 

Haha, well then definitely

I think that's from when we were spot fishing Red Fish...which is great fun if you ever get the chance.

 

gonna have *** and then go watch the last jedi and then come back to my place and have more ***


*** = WoW

 

i can hear the people in the apartment below me smashing

i dont think i would have lasted this long tbh

 

Hopefully you gave an applause when they finished

 

Encore! Bust a leg! I mean, break a nut!

 

Legitimately lold at "break a nut!"

 

wait a second, does James fancy analingus or something

 

i had never done it prior to my previous relationship but it was a legitimate turn on for her and i enjoyed it
it’s all about the hygiene

 

great, we gotta change the thread title again

 

It's actually very much a part of his brand.

 

People talk about me loving it more than I’ve ever even talked about it lol. This has been discussed ad nauseam. Is it one of my favorite things to do in the world and a reason to keep on going in this ultimately empty and meaningless life? Yes. And I’ll leave it at that.

Before Ian comes in with a pun, I’ll just say it for him, “You mean it’s been discussed ass nauseam?” There.

 

OMG

 

Too low brow for him

 

thanks for having my back Colby