(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 194

OUT OF BOUNDS!

 

I tried to sext once but I just couldn't get into it.

 

Performance anxiety?

Jk

 

Sexting is good for building anticipation, but it can be pretty awkward

 

I could never do it without a hint of irony

 

I can’t do sexting. One spelling mistake or auto correct error away from completely taking me out of the mood.

 

"how big is your duck?"

 

plus the texts on the other end might be green oof

 

My issue with sexting is like, what tense am I supposed to use? Lol. Like, am I supposed to be writing as if this is happening right now or like these are things that I wish would happen in the future? Grammatically it can get frustrating and I can’t look past that.

 

I would never sext with a green

 

Sextist

 

Sext: want me to pick up a McTrump Meal for dinner?

 

Are you bullying me James

 

I thought Green Party and DSA had overlap

 

Ian.

 

I quite enjoy sexting with people I've already slept with. I find it really weird when Tinder conversations start getting weird before we've even met up though. It just makes me really nervous about meeting them, because you can have all the anticipation and then find that you just don't gel in person at all.

The auto-correct thing is also a total nuisance. Anyone else want to eat pissy? Thought not.

I've also managed to accidentally send a lewd message to a friend instead of my girlfriend. The saving grace was that it was in the days when phones were kind of slow to send out a message, so I managed to pull my phone apart before it sent.

 

I busted out laughing at work, thank you T.

 

I just don't know what constitutes sexy

Would I text someone the lyrics to Pony? absolutely but that doesn't seem like the right answer

 

First of all, no. Secondly, I can’t believe you’d even suggest this after we made a truce and I have done nothing but honor it.

 

any time, bud

 

that would absolutely work on me

 

I often wondered what I've stumbled into when I open this thread.

 

I don't foresee our friendship heading in that direction but still helpful

 

this is the nicest rejection ever wow can I only be turned down in this manner from now on