(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 193

can you share or is this your secret script?

 

Zombies and Butts eveywhere.

I'd get permabanned.

 

No, seriously. Is it?

 

I would imagine so

 

Wheres the Shrek/shadow crossover fanfic for us all

 

*COMING SOON*

 

I of course clicked this because I don't love myself and all of the ogre puns I cannoooot

WAIT THERE ARE FIVE CHAPTERS

bless the internet

 

The story is actually extremely misleading. Thought I was gonna read a beautiful love story between Shrek and shadow but shadow is evil and Luigi is crushing on Shrek smh love isn't real

 

The Regis Philbin fanfics are the strangest!!





I hope such a thing doesn't exist.

 

welp. time for me to google because how could I not

 

I seriously think you might have pin pointed the one celebrity that no one cares about. I found like one story from 2000 and it's not even sexual

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/119141/1/Harry-Potter-meets-Regis-Philbin

 

That's still weird as hell lol.

 

so how's that paper going @Bloodsucker II

 

I bet there's one for Dave Coulier.

 

It's going okay at best. I'm very hungry.


Hey does anyone remember My Immortal (no Evanescence jokes plz)? It is hands down the best fanfic ever written.

My Immortal/Chapters 1-11

"And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledor!"

and

"Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room."

are standout quotes.

 

oh for sure and you know he's doin the dirty with his puppets from Full House

 

I don't talk about my sex life but as someone in a long distance relationship... sexting is a lot of fun, heh.

 

I’ll sext occasionally. But actual phone sex is pretty much off limits for me. I feel so awkward.

 

"Shrexting"

 

NICE

 

that draco fanfic brought me both joy and anguish and I don't know how I feel right now

 

Yes you do, you feel both joy and anguish.

 

this was my reaction

 

dammit, it was a Guy Fieri gif