(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 19

I wanna have kids someday

 

Now this I can get behind

 

That's a sex joke

 

Nice

 

Thank you plenty more where that CAME from

 

I am eager to hear what you choose to finish with

 

It makes me so happy that this is catching on.

 

Is that some kind of sex joke?

 

Open Grindr

 

Kinda annoys me how people always ask if I'm a top or a bottom but completely forget that there's vers too

 

this is my child now

 

you're gonna have to get your own the old-fashioned way: premarital sex

I'm sure the girl on Thursday will understand

 

well thats one way to lock her down

 

"Hey babe real sorry about this but Scott wouldn't let me have his kid so we're gonna have to make one ourselves. You understand"

 

I'm gonna take both your kids and people are gonna be like, "Nate why are your children (presumably) white?" And Imma be like, "I took them from their fathers who I know from an online forum."

 

Seems like a normal thing for Nate to do, honestly

 

raising children in the 2010s

 

"I've renamed them Cracker #1 and Cracked #2."

 

we've kind of been talking about this tonight. we definitely see a future for us. we just arent sure how long it will take.

 

"Just fucking with you their white names are Bethany and Connor, I was gonna name them Aisha and DeAndre ironically tho."

 

Get her pregnant to speed up the process.

 

genius!

 

I'm just looking out for what's best for you.

 

Does anyone ever use incognito or fake names? Cause mine are Carmen and Veronica. Carmen of San Diego fame and Veronica cause I always thought she was pretty as a kid reading the Archie comics lol